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sincerelystationmanagement:

Why did the female scientist need to buy  a bra

she had to support her scientits

slowking-s-thompson:

petticoatruler:

"I totally saw a fox do this on National Geographic. How hard can it be?"

"OW GODDAMMIT MY NOSE WHY DID I DO THIS THIS WAS A TERRIBLE IDEA"

kevinshalo:

"What are you twelve"
Yeah on a scale of one to ten bye

fuck it
a sleep deprived college student before a major test (via chasseurseul)

i hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you cant have anymore food and im just never ready for that kind of commitment